on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.
Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?